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Wednesday, 10 April 2019

3 Ways To Infuse Humor Into Your Writing



These 3 humor writing techniques will energize your tired storylines.

3 Ways To Infuse Humor Into Your Writing





By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Author of:
Uncle Matty's Halloween: Jokes, Bits & Anecdotes

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever."
- Unknown


Use the tools in The Writer's Toolbox to create a scene and start practicing these 3 ways to infuse humor into your writing and energize your tired, old, storylines. 


My definition of a scene is a basic building block of a story which will have a beginning, middle and end that moves the larger storyline forward by resolving a smaller piece of the greater conflict or overcoming a smaller part of the greater obstacle.  



Here are 3 Ways To Infuse Humor Into Your Writing:


First, you must understand that laughter is generated by setting up your reader's expectation then, bending it in an unexpected way that makes your audience feel superior towards your character or the topic you're making light of.

1. The Rule of Three


This is perhaps one of the easiest methods of creating laughs. 


You will do this by generating a list of three somethings. 

The first item on the list sets the theme. The second item on the list will then set the pattern on the theme and thus, your reader's expectations for what is to come next. And, the third item on the list is the same, but different. 

Done correctly, this will bend your reader's expectations in a way they did not anticipate. Thus, generating laughter.

You will apply this method to your tired, old, storylines by looking for opportunities to make this three part list. 

You can do this simply by adding two items to a single something that your character already has, to create a list. Make sure that the one something they need is the last one. But, it's important that the other two are the same theme, but different.


Think:

Duck
Duck
Goose


Now, you don't want to overdue this technique, either. Once is usually enough because your audience will be expecting the pattern the next time they see a list in your story.

2. Observations From A Unique Point Of View


This technique requires your character to have a "take" on some observation. 


Think about what unique point of view your character might have that no one else in the story does. Even better if you can find one that your reader might not be expecting either.

By adding in your character's unique perspective on an otherwise mundane observation, you just might bend your reader's expectation because they were thinking about the observation in the "usual" way.

They are surprised to the point of laughter to discover a totally unexpected take on the same observation. 


Think:

What is the most common way to observe this thing or situation?

What are three other ways we can look at this same thing or situation?


Usually, longer lists of other uses or takes on something will generate better quality results in that they are less and less expected.

3. Set-up and Payoff


This technique is a great way to set up anticipation in your story. 


The character will usually pick up something early on in your story to help him overcome his final challenge. 


Think:

Talisman


The trick to making this talisman payoff with laughter, is to make the talisman something ridiculous, which will be unexpected to your reader. It's use should also not be immediately obvious so that it will go almost totally unnoticed throughout your story. 

Your reader delights when that ridiculous thing they already forgot about, comes back into play to become the key to overcoming some major obstacle in your story in some totally bizarre way. 

And, when all else fails?


Use this 

Bonus method!


And, make it all work with


(   (  (EXAGGERATION)  )   )


The more exaggerated your character's response is to ANYTHING, the more unexpected and funny the situation will become.


Now, use the writing tools in The Writer's Toolbox to create a scene and start practicing these 3 ways to infuse humor into your writing and energize your tired, old, storylines. 

The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan




Humor is a great way to breath new life into your old work.


Do you have some old stories that could benefit from these 3 ways to infuse humor into your writing?


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Tuesday, 9 April 2019

How To Combine Writing Tools To Enhance Our Storytelling



This writing exercise was discovered from
The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan



How To Combine Writing Tools To Enhance Our Storytelling





By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Author of:
Uncle Matty's Halloween: Jokes, Bits & Anecdotes

"Small disciplines repeated with consistency every day lead to great achievements gained slowly over time."
- John C. Maxwell

Now that we're familiar with all the tools in The Writer's Toolbox we can start to combine writing tools to enhance our storytelling.

First, we'll spin the wheel on the Protagonist Pallette to discover who our protagonist will be.

Let's begin!

Our Protagonist is:

"Frank, the painter"


To get us writing something right away, let's also draw a First Sentence Stick.

Our First Sentence is:

"Your mother lied to you. That's the truth."


Now, let's flip the timer and use our First Sentence to get us going about Frank, the painter.

GO!


"Your mother lied to you. That's the truth." Frank blurted out, with regard to the quality of his pupil's latest work. He'd had enough of this know-it-all kid's bad attitude and constant interruptions. Frank felt it was time to knock the chip off this young man's shoulder, even if the little snot did show some small bit of potential. "It'll make him or break him." Frank thought as he grabbed a brush from the cloudy water of a mason jar. "Better to break him now, while he still has a chance to recover." Frank had not considered himself a cynical old painter. Not until this very moment. Without thinking, he swiped the damp bristles across the full color wheel of acrylic paints, which he had previously dabbed onto his pallette just before being interrupted so rudely. The brush could have picked up any single color, or all of them, or non at all. He raised his brush for a close examination. "Humph." He exasperated, quite curiously. "It appears I'm in my blue period." With a single swift backhanded swipe, he left the innocence of the canvas to yield against a broad blue stroke as bold as his disapproval.


TIME!


Okay. Not bad. We're rolling right along.
Now let's add a Sixth-Sense Card to incorporate our senses into the scene.

Our Sixth-Sense Card reads:

"a beekeeper's outfit"


Let's take a moment to think about how we can insert "a beekeeper's outfit" into our scene. When we're ready, we'll flip the timer and write descriptively for three minutes.

When you're ready,

BEGIN!


Each stroke came easily to the jaded master. The boy's condescending remarks had now become muted between sniffles. "Only a bruised ego, my boy. You'll be fine. Now, stand still. Chin up!"  Frank instructed. As a matter of help or humiliation, the painter had the boy dress up to model for him, wearing a beekeeper's outfit. The boy did this without protest, knowing that the prize was worth the fight. For the prize was a chance to study with the world-renowned, Frank Alfonsi, and, the fight? Well, that was with his very own ego. "Chin up! There's a good lad." Frank never thought he was too hard on his pupil. Perhaps, maybe even too soft. "Stop your crying. Your tears are not fit to clean my brushes. Now, be still!" The boy had soon learned not to question Frank's methods. Even Frank's critics could not argue his results. The depressed shades of blue across the textured plane gave the piece a look that was out of this world. To cast your gaze onto an original, Alfonsi, was to be, as if transported, to another dimension. The wet, dabbing sounds of his short and uneven strokes, were transcendent tones to Frank's ears. They were like blue notes of jazz that seemed to emanate from the original energy of the big bang itself. To look too closely at the subject of this exact piece, would be to get lost in a kind of fractal of color. From a distance, the beekeeper's outfit was merely shaded blue but, under closer examination, the truth was revealed; a true kaleidoscope of different colors. And, it was truth, that Frank Alfonsi had spend a lifetime to reveal. And, it was truth, that his young pupil hoped to learn for himself. Later, his critics would announce, "Even a beekeeper's outfit could be enjoyed by all levels of existence, with all those in any space or time. It is, truly, a multidimensional masterpiece, fit to grace the halls of Heaven. This piece, 'Boy With Hives'. This, is, Alfonsi!" 

Okay, so I flipped my timer twice. That'll happen. In fact, I encourage it!

Here, you can see how using each tool with the other, will help you add different levels of complexity and texture to your stories.

If I had time to continue this piece, I would next spin the wheel on the "Goals" Palette to determine what Frank's goal could be and then flip the timer and continue writing. 

We would then look for opportunities, as they see fit, to continue using the tools at hand. Perhaps another Sixth-Sense Card to add some texture, or a Non Sequitur Story Stick to add a plot twist.

Honestly, if I had all day, I might churn this story out as a short booklet! But, the day must go on. 

For now, I'll spin the wheel on the Goals palette for ya!

Our Goals palette reads:

"to be young again"



I hope you collaborate with me on this story and write Frank, the painter's next scene, as he decides that he wants 'to be young again'.


Did you follow along with this game and writer your own story?


SHARE YOUR OWN STORY FEATURING "FRANK, THE PAINTER" OR COLLABORATE WITH ME AS FRANK DECIDES "TO BE YOUNG AGAIN" I HOPE YOU SHARE YOUR WORK WITH US IN THE COMMENTS BELOW



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Monday, 8 April 2019

This Writing Tool Develops Dynamic Story Structure




This writing exercise was discovered from
The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan



This Writing Tool Develops Dynamic Story Structure





By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Author of:
Uncle Matty's Halloween: Jokes, Bits & Anecdotes

"Great things are done by a series of small things brought together."


- Vincent Van Gogh


I am now going to introduce you to another tool in The Writer's Toolbox called,


The Protagonist Game


What is a protagonist?

My definition of a protagonist is, the main character of a story who typically makes the decisions, finds the solutions and actively drives the story forward to some conclusion that effects this character the most, more than any other, by the end of the story.

What will you need to get started playing The Protagonist Game?


The Writer's Toolbox, of course!

Retrieve the:


Three minute sand timer

Four Protagonist "palettes"

64 page booklet for instruction


Now, lets play, The Protagonist Game!


Each Protagonist "pallette" has a name on it:

"Protagonist"
"Goals"
"Obstacles"
"Action"

We will spin the wheel on each pallette to reveal different combinations for each aspect of the story plots.

Using the sand timer, we will then write for three minutes about each aspect of the plot.

Ready to spin? Then, here we go!

Our Protagonist pallette, reads:


"Liz, who reviews books"


Now we just write about our protagonist. Think about questions, like:

What does Liz look like?

Where does Liz live?

What book is she reviewing?

Is Liz single or married?

How's that working out?

Basically, let's create Liz's status quo and introduce her to our reader.

I'll write with you. Ready?

GO!


"You wouldn't call Liz a "book worm." Not only did she not look the part, she'd probably kick your ass. She didn't go to the gym, either. Her athletic physique brought on too much unwanted attention. Besides, nobody really likes being distracted while they worked and, working was all she ever did. Liz did her best work at home. She made a nice office in the corner of her modern apartment with the centerpiece as a beautiful treadmill desk. She never tracked miles, only page counts. After all, her livelihood was dependant on her reviewing two books a week for an independent publishing house."

Times up.

Now that we know who Liz is, what her home life is like, what her work life is like and how that's going for her, let's give her a challenge and spin the wheel on the Goals pallette.

The Goals pallette reads:


"to see the world"


Now, we flip the timer and try to set up and answer why Liz would want to see the world. If you're having a hard time, try thinking about why you would want to see the world. 

I'll keep writing. Let's go!

"Liz read many books about every subject. She reviewed fantasy fiction books about hobbits, dragons and wizards. She read action books about bank heists in exotic cities, with car chases through Italy or the streets of China. She even reviewed nonfiction books that studied the tribes in Africa, food cuisine in Europe and followed the daily rituals of Monks in the Alps. Liz read all these books on foot, walking steadily at her treadmill desk yet, never really going anywhere. She had photos, like post cards, pinned on the wall in front of her. They featured all the exotic places she hoped one day to visit. All Liz ever wanted was to see the world in the high definition of reality but, instead found herself settling for the grainy, black and white pages of imagination."

Times up!

Now that Liz has a goal, let's create an obstacle for her to overcome when reaching that goal. Lets spin that wheel on the "Obstacles" pallette!

The Obstacles pallette reads:


"Mother"


Now, let's think for just a moment how Liz's Mother could be an obstacle for her goal of seeing the world and flip that timer!

Ready?...Set?...

GO!


"The incessent beeping put a halt to Liz's walk. It was 3 o'clock on a Tuesday. "Visit mom" popped up on her digital calendar. It was raining again. Liz was surprised she expected anything else. This was Seattle, after all. The white cotton towel felt good against her skin as she crossed the room to freshen up. A cool shower kept her alert and dress clothes sent her on her way. She didn't even notice the drive across the city as she pulled up to her Mother's apartment an hour later. She used her key to let herself in. "Hey, Mom." Liz said as she approached her sickly mother. The only greetings she got in return were the muffled puffs from an oxygen machine. "How are you feeling, today? Are you ready for your Doctor's appointment?" Liz asked and was answered with a smile and a weak nod. Looking after her ailing mother once a week was the mortar in her routine. She had no plans to see the world today."


And...TIME!

Alright! We are almost there. Now, there is nothing left to do but force our protagonist to take some action towards her goal. For that, we'll spin the wheel of the  "Action" pallette and bring this story home.

The Action pallette reads:


"gets on television"


Let's take just a moment to think about how our protagonist might be able to get on television and flip that timer.

NOW!

"Liz spent a lot of time waiting for her Mother's dialysis and would read beside her bed while her Mother slept. She was too weak to talk and Liz felt it best to let her rest. She finally gave herself permission to grab a coffee in the cafeteria. While she was there, she spotted one of the nurses reading a book she reviewed months ago and couldn't help herself but to ask, "Excuse me, Miss?" The nurse's name tag read, Maria. She looked up pleasantly. "Yes?" Liz pointed at the book. "I couldn't help to notice the book you're reading." Liz was excited to see if her review matched that of actual readers out there. "Do you like it?" She continued. "Oh, very much." Said, Maria. "I just love these romantic novels. I've always wanted to see Rome but, well, my patients are here. Please sit down." Liz took Maria up on her offer. "I know the feeling." Liz sympathized. "I hope you're not here for your own sake." Maria asked. "Oh, no. I'm waiting for my mother. She's in dialysis right now." Maria put her book down. "So sorry to here that. I hope she's alright." Liz smiled. "We should all be so lucky." The two laughed. Maria suggested to Liz, "If you're interested in reading, I'm actually part of an online book club called 'Liz Reads'. You should check it out. She does very good work." Liz couldn't believe what she was hearing. 

Times up!

Nooooooooo!!!

So, this will happen sometimes. You'll be writing along when, all of a sudden, the timer runs empty. But, this is supposed to be fun, remember? And, if you want to keep going, I suggest you do.

The tools are designed to get you writing, so if you think you've got something more to write at any stage of the game, just go with it! 

I would like to finish up how Liz gets her way onto television and begins taking action on her goal of seeing the world but, maybe it would be fun to let you try at it.

Finish the scene I've written between Nurse, Maria, and Book Reviewer, Liz, and see if you can figure out a way to get Liz on television to reach her goal of seeing the world.


Did you follow along with this game and writer your own story?


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Saturday, 6 April 2019

How To Use Story Sticks To Break Through Writer's Block



This writing exercise was discovered from
The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan



How To Use Story Sticks To Break Through Writer's Block





By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Author of:
Uncle Matty's Halloween: Jokes, Bits & Anecdotes

Someone once said, 

"Writer's Block is when your imaginary friends stop talking to you."


So, let's get your friends talking to you again!

I found The Writer's Toolbox in 2007 and, I must say, writer's block has been a thing of the past for me.

That's because the concepts and tools make writing fun.
Remember when writing used to be fun?

Long before thoughts of becoming a well known author or famous screenwriter or whatever dream, goal or ambition you started to cultivate once someone first complimented your work, we used to write just for the hell of it.

That's what The Writer's Toolbox hopes to accomplish for you.

A few days ago, we discovered the Sixth-Sense Cards in The Writer's Toolbox and I showed you how they would improve your descriptive writing. 

You can find that post here:

Today, I'm going to show you how The Story Sticks will help you defeat the blank page and sprout some story structure through conflict.

How do the Story Sticks work?


There are three different types of story sticks. Each story stick is used in it's turn with the aid of a three minute sand timer (Included in The Writer's Toolbox) to get you writing about something right away.

The three types of Story Sticks are:

  1. First Sentence
  2. Non Sequitur
  3. Last Straw

The First Sentence Stick destroys the blank page because you don't have to come up with something to write.


Simply choose a First Sentence Stick at random, write it at the top of the page, flip the three minute sand timer and start writing about what happens next.

You'll also notice how fun the experience is to actually retrieve the wooden popsicle sticks from the box and shuffle them in your hands. You get to feel the texture of the wood and the weight of the thing.

In a world where there's an app for just about everything,
this simple act of getting your hands on something tangible just might be the thing that sparks your creativity.

Now say "Goodbye" to writer's block!


I'll show you.

My First Sentence Story Sick reads:


"There I was, just standing there, when what I wanted to do was forbidden."


Before I start thinking about this sentence too much, I'm going to flip the three minute sand timer and write from my stream of consciousness.

Feel free to write with me. Now,


GO!


"There I was, just standing there, when what I wanted to do was forbidden. It was Friday! I just wanted hang out with my friends. It wasn't even like it was a school night or anything. I mean, sure, mom wasn't happy that I forged her signature on my mid-term grade report but, she shouldn't have been going through my bag in the first place! I can't wait to get out of here. This is so unfair!"

Pens down, you're done!


Now that the First Sentence has been written, we've got some characters interacting and a situation developing, we're going to draw the next story stick.

The Non Sequitur creates a twist in the plot to surprise our reader.


It's easier to explain by just showing you. 
Let's draw a Non Sequitur Story Stick now.

My Non Sequitur Story Stick reads:


"Tom lost 25 bucks at the races."


Now, picking up from where we left off, we're going to drop this Non Sequitur somewhere in the next paragraph.

Just flip the timer and

GO!


"I stormed to my room and slammed the door shut. No sooner had I done that when the front door opened and slammed shut as well. I could hear the conversation through the thin walls of our trailer. Mom started yelling. Tom lost 25 bucks at the races. "She sure knows how to pick'em." I thought. They would be up all night fighting and I couldn't stand to hear my mom cry. The window screen popped out easily with the screwdriver. The notch on the window sill was well-worn. They won't even notice I'm gone."

Time's up!


I think that the hardest part at this point is not to go back and read what you've written. It's so important not to be the editor right now. We just want to generate the raw material as fast as possible.

Let's keep going and draw The Last Straw Story Stick.

The Last Straw Story Stick expresses a small, mundane moment that suggests a greater underlining conflict. 


We use The Last Straw to add deeper conflict between the characters that will push them forward towards some satisfying resolution.

Follow along if you'd like.

My Last Straw Story Stick reads:


"the last time they saw a movie"


Now, don't think, just write. We'll flip the timer and

GO!


"I met Angela at the park near my house. It was a typical Friday night for us but, Rob was going to be there, too. We'd only been seeing each other for a week and I was already mad at him, and Angela, that skank! She knew I liked him. Why is she even here? "How about a movie tonight?" Angela, asked. "Ew! No way." I said, hopping off the picnic table. That was it! I wasn't going to put myself through that again. The last time they saw a movie together I was surprised she didn't end up pregnant. It should have been me! "Why don't you and Rob just go together since you like each other so much!"

AND...WE'RE DONE!


Now, we can take a moment to go back and read what we just wrote.

If you want, make changes and edit how you see fit.

But, really take the time to see what you were able to write in about 15 minutes.

Not bad, huh?

Mastering writer's block is the first step to mastering a daily writing routine.


Do you think that the Story Sticks will be an effective way for you to break through your writer's block?


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Wednesday, 3 April 2019

PRODUCT REVIEW: The Writer's Toolbox




PRODUCT REVIEW:

THE WRITER'S TOOLBOX


By Matthew L. Hart



Writer & Humorist

Author of:




I'm on a quest.

Join me, if you will, to become a better writer and storyteller.

Although, it is true, that I enjoy writing comedy and, yes, I will continue to post trade articles to help develop our humor-craft, my ultimate intention is to become a

Master Storyteller.


With that in mind, every great Champion needs a gym to practice in.

This is my gym:


The Writer's Toolbox: Creative Games and Exercises for Inspiring the 'Write' Side of Your   Brain

Product created By Jamie Cat Callan


I'm always on the lookout for how-to books about writing, outlining and the like.

A staple of the how-to writing genre are writing prompts.

I have not seen writing prompts presented better 

than what I have found in, 

The Writer's Toolbox.


Writing prompts are primers to get you writing something immediately.

 Sometimes, Writers need a quick way to find inspiration, or they just need an easy way to practice the discipline of their craft daily.

Writing prompts tend to be quick writing assignments that one can finish in 5-10 minutes.

I usually buy e-books for this kind of thing but...

It is a great time to be a reader and a writer because we can now carry most of our library with us. And, just in case you haven't discovered how nice that really is, allow me to drop a link to one of my favorite tools so that you might discover this joy for yourself. 




With the digital world in mind, now we can talk bout my favorite features of,
The Writer's Toolbox.


THE WRITER'S TOOLBOX is best purchased as a physical product because it literally is an actual toolbox!


Here's what to expect:

  • An actual hardbound box 7 x 1.8 x 9.6 inches with custom fit trays for...
  • 60 wooden popsicle sticks printed with First Sentences, Non Sequiturs, and Last Straw moments.
  • 60 Sixth-Sense Cards for descriptive writing prompts.
  • 4 Story Spinner Palettes to create dynamic plot twists.
  • A sand timer
  • And a 64 page booklet containing writing advice and instructions for how to use the creative tool prompts.  

I have used The Writer's Toolbox since 2007.

The quality of the materials are very high quality and durable.


What makes this product so much fun to use?
 You will be physically handling each tool.


The format of the games also lead themselves to personalization, customization and expansion, as you will eventually create your own unique writing prompts.


Shuffling cards and sticks, spinning palettes, and flipping a sand timer feels more like play than work.


For this reason, I will always recommend this product to aspiring writers!

Anytime you can make practicing your craft fun, you will be encouraged to do the work it takes to become your best.

"If I was ever stranded on a deserted island, I would hope to be marooned with a case of blank paper, pencils and The Writer's Toolbox!"

- Matthew Hart




Daily practice is the best way to master any craft.


What's your favorite daily writing routine?


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