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Wednesday, 29 May 2019

3 Clever Ways to Help You Write Daily


3 Clever Ways to Help You Write Daily

By Matthew Hart

Keeping to a daily writing routine will create the greatest impact on your writing skills and productivity throughout your writing career. 





Here are 3 Clever Ways to Help You Write Daily


1. Keep a Daily Journal or Diary


By keeping a daily journal or diary entry, you will gain two important benefits: 


First, you will be showing up at the page to write every day which will develop the groundwork for your daily writing habit. 

Second, you will be capturing your real to life events and your emotional responses towards those events and the people involved with them. 

As your writing skills get better, your personal, daily, journal entries will become an invaluable resource for enhancing your writing. 


Your daily journals will give you the foundation for your daily writing habit and will help you create fictional characters and worlds with three-dimensionality that will "ring true." 

2. Start a Blog


You will gain two more benefits from starting your own blog:


First, by meeting a consistent publishing schedule you will be developing the self discipline required to write daily to meet your writing project deadlines. 

Keep in mind, you are not required to publish daily. Once or twice a week is acceptable. Just keep to it.

Second, you will start to develop your writer's platform, as well as your fan base of excited readers who will want to get to know you better. 

Your writer's platform allows you to engage with your readers.


Once you get to know who is reading your writing, you can begin to write with your readers in mind. 

By engaging with your readers through your blog, you will build excitement around your next published work. You can also ask them for their opinions on story ideas and even recruit beta readers to give you notes. 

Get involved. Get excited. These are your fans!

3. Write Short Stories


You will gain two great benefits from writing short stories.


First, you will gain more confidence as a writer as you begin meeting your production goals. By finishing one polished short story a week, you will find that it becomes easier to sit down and write every day because each day will represent a small step towards finishing a weekly goal. 

Second, you'll be ready to publish your book of short stories as all those short stories have added up over time. 

What started out as a simple daily writing practice has now become a viable commercial product!


Hopefully, you've been blogging about your writing experience and asking for your reader's opinions of your writing projects throughout the year because, guess what? You will now have an audience of readers waiting to buy your latest published book of short stories! 

For example, here is my own book of short stories: 




I hope you can start using these 3 clever ways to help you write daily.


What are your daily writing habits?


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Sunday, 14 April 2019

LET'S WRITE: 7 Day Writing Challenge



You've heard it before, "Write every day." How many of us actually struggle to do this? Let's write for 7 days!




LET'S WRITE: 7 Day Writing Challenge


By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist


"Speak softly and
carry a big fish"
Author of:
Uncle Matty's Halloween: Jokes, Bits & Anecdotes



Starting your own blog is a great way to inspire your daily writing routine.


During this 7 day writing challenge, I hope you do just that!

Start your own blog for free, here on Blogger.com!


Join me for 7 days where we can start a writing community and encourage each other to meet this 7 day writing challenge.

Let's write!


I'll primarily be using The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan to prompt my 7 day writing challenge but feel free to do yours however you'd like.



Writing everyday is a great step towards becoming a Master Storyteller.


Do you want to share your own writing during this 7 day writing challenge?


ADD YOUR BLOG ADDRESS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW



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Thursday, 11 April 2019

Can We Really Make It Funny?




I put my humor-writing techniques to the test to see if they will actually make my dramatic story funny.


Can We Really Make It Funny?





By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Author of:
Uncle Matty's Halloween: Jokes, Bits & Anecdotes

"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere."
- Dr. Seauss


I showed you

3 Ways To Infuse Humor Into Your Writing



Now, I want to use the tools in The Writer's Toolbox to create a scene and start practicing some of these techniques to see if we can really make a dramatic scene funny.


Let's spin the wheel on the first Protagonist Palette to get our Hero.


"Laurie, the famous actress"



Now, let's nab our First Sentence


"He swore on his mother's grave, but then he swore on just about everything."


Lets flip the timer and get Laurie into action!


He swore on his mother's grave, but then he swore on just about everything. Laurie didn't care for Television Producers. However, they were too far along into production of the Pilot to recast her roll, and she wanted a better part. Something fun, she thought. Something memorable. She was tired of always playing the starchy, old, mother. Boring! Why should her age matter? Couldn't she have something funny to say? Or, at least, have something fun to do? "No more!" Laurie asserted. "I refuse to keep playing the straight man any longer. I'm not coming out of my trailer until we get a rewrite on this scene."

Wow! We just might find some potential here. Let's pull a Sixth-Sense card and see if we can develop something about who this Television Producer character could be.

For our Sixth-Sense Card, we have:


"the sound of Marcie's feet"


The timer flips and we talk about Marcie!


Dustin puffed his chest out. "I don't care if you don't like the part, Laurie." His voice rattled the windows. "That's how it's written. That's what you auditioned for, and that's why I'm paying you!" Dustin huffed. Laurie's gaze drilled through Dustin from the reflection off her vanity mirror. "Don't tell me what I auditioned for! I know what I auditioned for." She quickly turned on her seat. "During auditions, you gave me a bouncy little scene to act as, Margo. And, as far as I can read, that scene was cut out four drafts ago." She slammed her script on the vanity. Dustin chewed this over. The inflated silence was punctured by the erratic clickity-clacity claws of Marcie's feet against the white linoleum floor. "There's my princess." Laurie said, as Marcie jumped onto her lap. She examined the animal's claws, "Oh, honey. You need a trim." She ran her fingers over the fluffy mass of silk fur. A Pomeranian never looked so chic in her fancy, pink, Tiffany collar. "All I want is the part I auditioned for. And I'm not coming back until I have it." Dustin furiously chewed his lower lip as he considered his options. "Fine. Fine! Laurie, you win. We'll make you funny. We'll make you the laughing stock of Prime Time! Mark my words!" Dustin railed as he exploded out of the trailer. Laurie stood up quickly, advancing his retreat. "And, one more thing, deary!" Dustin became a lawn statue, his muscles flexed hard as marble. "Oh, you've got a lot of nerve asking me for any more favors." He turned slowly. Or, more rather, he rotated like a turret, ready to give her both barrels. In his sights he saw Laurie holding her arms out. "Marcie needs a bath." She said, as innocent as a guilty widow. Dustin balled his fists and pushed off with a deep growl, leaving Laurie with her company. 


Excellent! Now, that we've made a scene, let's see if we can punch it up, or if I'm full of garbage.

The first method I like to use, is to scan for or create any list of threes.


Luckily, there's one that happened organically, so we won't have to create one:

Dustin says, 
"That's how it's written. That's what you auditioned for, and that's why I'm paying you!"

Now, we list out our items:

1. That's how it's written.
2. That's what you auditioned for.
3. That's why I'm paying you.

How can we make this funny?


By changing out the last item on this list to something that is similar, but different, or even ridiculous.

And, let's flip it. Instead of Dustin talking about himself on the last item, maybe he talks about Laurie?

3. You're dressed like a mortician.

Choosing a third item is fun and difficult.

Depending on your mood, you might choose to crank the dial all the way up to Chicken Suit, but I shot for something unusual but, still above the mean.

I'll plug this line in later.

Now, let's look for any observations we can find from a unique point of view.


Let's identify the characters in this scene.

Protagonist - Laurie, the famous actress
Dustin - the Television Producer
Marcie - the spoiled Pomeranian

Excellent! Let's give Marcie a bigger part, shall we?

Marcie enters,
The inflating silence was punctured by the erratic clickity-clacity claws of Marcie's feet against the white linoleum floor. 

Let's ask some questions.

Can Marcie speak?

If Marcie speaks, does everyone hear her or only Laurie?

What if...Marcie was a ghost that only Laurie could see?

BINGO!

There's our unique perspective with a kind of Sixth-Sense movie twist.

Let's write Marcie in as a ghost dog that only Laurie can see.


The inflating silence was punctured by Laurie's elegant fingernails as they rapped against the crinkled pages like the erratic clickity-clacity claws of Marcie's feet on the white linoleum floor. 


We can also punch this scene up a bit more if she talks to Marcie more like a friend than a pet.


She examined the animal's claws, "Oh, honey. You need a trim." 

Becomes,

She examined the animal's claws, "Oh, honey. You chipped a nail." 


Now, we need to hint that Dustin can't actually see Marcie.


Dustin furiously chewed his lower lip. "Just stop it already. You're acting like a crazy person!" He considered his options.

FANTASTIC! We've really got something here that will also work for our third technique for injecting humor.

Set-up and Payoff


We've just set up that only Laurie can see Marcie.

Now, let's pay that off at the end of the scene.


 In his sights he saw Laurie holding her arms out. "Marcie needs a bath." She said, as innocent as a guilty widow. Dustin balled his fists and pushed off with a deep growl, leaving Laurie with her arms outstretched and empty. "Will you let it go, already?" Dustin huffed. "That dog's been dead for three months!"

THIS IS AWESOME!

Finally, let's throw in our BONUS Technique and find something to exaggerate.

I've noticed that the color pink came up.

A Pomeranian never looked so chic in her fancy, pink, Tiffany collar.

Let's exaggerate that and make everything we can PINK!

Also, since Marcie exists only in Laurie's imagination, let's exaggerate the appearance of this animal in a way that seems ridiculous, but fitting from Laurie's point of view.

A Pomeranian never looked so chic in her fancy, pink, Tiffany collar with .33ct, pink, heart shaped, diamond pendant set within a 14k gold bezel.

Okay!

Time for a rewrite!


He swore on his mother's grave, but then he swore on just about everything. Laurie didn't care for Television Producers. However, they were too far along into production of the Pilot to recast her roll, and she wanted a better part. Something fun, she thought. Something memorable. She was tired of always playing the starchy, old, mother. Boring! Why should her age matter? Couldn't she have something funny to say? Or, at least, have something fun to do? "No more!" Laurie asserted. "I refuse to keep playing the straight man any longer. I'm not coming out of my trailer until we get a rewrite on this scene." Dustin puffed his chest out. "I don't care if you don't like the part, Laurie." His voice rattled the windows. "That's how it's written. That's what you auditioned for, and that's why you're dressed like a mortician!" Dustin huffed. Laurie's gaze drilled through Dustin from the reflection off her vanity mirror. "Don't tell me what I auditioned for! I know what I auditioned for." She quickly turned on her pink-flamingo seat. "During auditions, you gave me a bouncy little scene to act as, Margo. And, as far as I can read, that scene was cut out four drafts ago." She slammed her script on the vanity. Dustin chewed this over. The inflated silence was punctured by Laurie's elegant coral fingernails as they rapped against the crinkled pages like the erratic clickity-clacity claws of Marcie's feet on the blush linoleum floor. "There's my princess." Laurie said, as Marcie jumped onto her lap. She examined the animal's French-manicured claws "Oh, honey. You chipped a nail." She ran her fingers over the fluffy mass of silk fur. A Pomeranian never looked so chic in her fancy, rouge, Tiffany collar with .33ct, pink, heart shaped diamond pendant, set within a 14k gold bezel. "All I want is the part I auditioned for. And I'm not coming back until I have it." Dustin furiously chewed his lower lip. "Just stop it already. You're acting like a crazy person!" He considered his options. "Fine. Fine! Laurie, you win. We'll make you funny. We'll make you the laughing stock of Prime Time! Mark my words!" Dustin railed as he exploded out of the bubblegum trailer. Laurie stood up quickly, advancing his retreat. "And, one more thing, deary!" Dustin became a lawn statue, his muscles flexed hard as marble. "Oh, you've got a lot of nerve asking me for any more favors." He turned slowly. Or, more rather, he rotated like a turret, ready to give her both barrels. In his sights he saw Laurie holding her arms out. "Marcie needs a bath." She said, as innocent as a guilty widow. Dustin balled his fists and pushed off with a deep growl, leaving Laurie with her arms outstretched and empty. "Will you let it go, already?" Dustin huffed. "That dog's been dead for three months!"


The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan




I hope this showed you how to use The Writer's Toolbox to create a scene and how to infuse your story with energy by using some of my humor-writing techniques.


Which version of the scene did you like the best?


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Monday, 26 November 2018

MAKE: Something From Nothing





MAKE: Something From Nothing


By Matthew L. Hart

Humor Writer/Comedian


Author of:

I'm trying to write comedy every day, whether I like it or not.


My creative process kind of goes, as follows:

1) Study
2) Practice
3) Apply

PART 1) Study


If you're like me, you don't like waiting around for inspiration.
And, that's the value of the "Something From Nothing" technique.

"Something From Nothing" 

Is an idea generation technique I found in this book:


by Mike Bent

You can follow along with me in this blog, as I explore this technique.

I also like to study comedy in the real world.
This technique would be great to have when creating weekly TV sitcoms.

Sitcoms have a writing staff but, MUST produce every week.
There are no excuses for missing deadlines.


To see how much comedy material can get eaten up in a sitcom series, try to count jokes per minute in your favorite shows. For example, study up on:


The King Of Queens
by Sony Pictures Home Entertainment


PART 2) Practice


Follow along with me if you'd like, or try out your own stuff as we go along.
The main thing is, that you're actually doing the work. In my opinion, just starting will get me in the mood to keep going. So, finding a quick and easy way to start, is essential to my process.

I like to get started with some lists.



For the "Something from Nothing" technique,
we will need two lists of random nouns, places, and people.


Look for THINGS around you,
snag names from gossip rags,
and write down the places you visit throughout your day.


You can also brainstorm these things in your head at a desk.
But, I've noticed that I'm most effective when I'm out in the world.

I try to remember that comedy is made for other people. So, it helps me to mingle with people and get a sense of what's important to them and their points of view.


The main thing is that you don't stress yourself over the list. It's supposed to be fun, and that's why I write them throughout the day. Then, I have a fresh list to tackle in the morning.

Here we go:

LIST 1                         LIST 2

1) barn                       1) cat
2) chair                       2) tire
3) grocery store        3) exercise bike
4) hat                          4) bouncer
5) pinball machine  5) pizza
6) Doctor                   6) birthday present
7) Rockstar                7) Auto Body Shop
8) Kim Kardashian   8) Gym
9) power drill            9) Chinese Resturante
10) Starbucks           10) Gwyneth Paltrow
11) jacket                  11) bikini
12) parking lot         12) Alec Baldwin

Okay. That's probably enough for right now.
But, honestly, you would want as many as 100 items for each list.
The better you can get at pulling random words together,
the quicker you'll be able to think of fresh and authentic ideas.

Now, comes the fun part.

We just mash up one word from each list until we come up with something interesting. 

If you keep a written list, you can go over it any time throughout the day.
Standing in line at the bank or grocery story. Wherever.

But, since we're doing this on "paper", I prefer some randomness.
I'll throw a pair of dice, add them together and pull a word from each column.

Rolling...

LIST 1) 4+3=7 : ROCKSTAR
LIST 2) 4+2=6 : BIRTHDAY PRESENT

Great! We just need to mash up Rockstar and Birthday Present.

I like to do this by asking questions.

1) What would you get a Rockstar for their Birthday?
2) For a male Rockstar?
3) For a female Rockstar?
4) For an alternative gender Rockstar?
5) How old is the Rockstar?
6) Birthday Present for a 10 year old male Rockstar?
7) For a 35 year old alternative gender Rockstar?
8) For a geriatric female Rockstar?
9) Are they registered anywhere?
10) What are some funny names for online stores that a 25 year old gender neutral Rockstar would register at?
11) What instrument(s) do they play?
12) Do they like being a Rockstar?

Once you get some questions flowing through your head, feel free to answer them to yourself.

You can do this whole thing in your head and just write down any funny ideas, sifting through.

Or, methodically plot them all out like we're doing here.

I like to write down as much as possible, because you never know when old materials can be used to spark new creativity later on. 

Let's answer some of these questions in the form of a 3 minute rant:

Tom Gucci is a 12 year old, guitar playing Rockstar. He likes fast RC cars and loose Barbies. He's flush with cash so it's hard to buy him a present he doesn't already have. So, anything ridiculous is out! He's got all the Hot Wheels cars, all the video games, all the latest Marvel action figures. So, I got him some things I know he doesn't have. A toothbrush, a fruit basket, and books.

Okay. That was a quick three minutes.

Let's look over what we came up with and see if we can pull out some sort of premise.

Tom Gucci is a child Rockstar. This kid has EVERYTHING! Toys, video games, and every toy you could think of.

So, who is Tom Gucci related to me?

- A pop icon on the radio
- a relative
- a neighbor

What's my perspective? Let's say he's a pop icon. And, we're talking about, "A tabloid article about his parent's struggle to buy him a birthday present."

How can I relate?
- I could be a parent
- I could be the child of a parent
- I could be single, no kids

How do I feel about birthday presents? Shopping?
- I hate shopping for birthday presents
- I love shopping for birthday presents
- Shopping for birthday presents for a 12 year old Rockstar is EASY
- Shopping for a birthday present for a 12 year old Rockstar is HARD

Examples of how shopping for a 12 year old is hard
1) You have to know what their interests are
2) They grow out of things quickly
3) Their interest seem to change daily
4) They're interest keep changing, like trying to hit a moving target
5) They don't make sense, like ice skating with sandpaper on your shoes.

Let's make some setups now.


I want to keep in mind that:

1) This is not my kid
2) Shopping for normal 12 year old boys is hard
3) This 12 year old boy is a Rockstar
4) We're buying this boy a Birthday Present

I kind of see a theme here between Hard vs. Easy
So, I'll try to incorporate that into the Setup as well.

SETUPS: 

- Buying a birthday present for a 12 year old boy is like trying to hit a moving target.

- Trying to find the right birthday present for a 12 year old boy is like ice skating with sandpaper on your shoes.

- The only way shopping for a birthday present for a 12 year old boy is easy, is if that kid is a Rockstar.

- Buying a birthday present for a 12 year old boy is like skating with sandpaper shoes. But, if that kid's a Rockstar...

- Tom Gucci's parents have it rough. What do you buy a 12 year old Rockstar who's got everything? Every video game, the newest iphone, and the kid ACTUALLY plays Rock Band in real life! But, I'll tell you what you get him.

- To Birthday shop for a 12 year old Rockstar, you've got to think like a parent. What do you give a kid who can afford to buy anything? A fruit basket. You know he hasn't thought of that one!

- What do you get a 12 year old Rockstar for his birthday? - A fruit basket.

PAUSE

Let's take a second here to reflect on what we're doing. 

You can see how easy it is to start working over a new concept, once you've found one. We might not finish this joke. In fact, I don't think that's what's important right now. 

Take away that the "Something From Nothing" technique demonstrates, an easy way you can come up with an idea to play with, just by mashing together random words on a list. 

Honestly, there could be a great joke in this 12 year old Rockstar premise. But, you will have to use your craft to find it. 

This blog explores the comic tools I've discovered and hopes to share them with you. 

But, for now, we'll let this Rockstar joke go. 

Now you see that it's easy to come up with unique and authentic ideas of your own. There should be no reason not to have something to write about when you're given some time.

Don't feel like you have to fully develop every rant, either. 
Just keep those funny word-mashing rants going through your head whenever you get the chance.

PRACTICE:

1) Making random lists

2) Mashing two words together to form a third, unique idea.

3) Explore that idea through a short rant, either in your head or on paper.

4) Realize that not every combination will create something funny. 

5) When you do find something funny, write it down!

6) Apply your craft to form a joke, sketch, script idea, whatever.


PART 3) Apply


Using my lists or your own, can you come up with a funny joke or rant just by using "Something from Nothing"?


Add your funny joke or rant in the comments below!


Here's my rant:

Tom Gucci is a 12 year old, guitar playing, Rockstar. He likes fast RC cars and loose Barbies. He's flush with cash so it's hard to buy him a present he doesn't already have. So, anything ridiculous is out! He's got all the Hot Wheels cars, all the video games, all the latest Marvel action figures. So, I got him some things I know he doesn't have. A toothbrush, a fruit basket, and books.

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