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Saturday, 6 April 2019

How To Use Story Sticks To Break Through Writer's Block



This writing exercise was discovered from
The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan



How To Use Story Sticks To Break Through Writer's Block





By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Author of:
Uncle Matty's Halloween: Jokes, Bits & Anecdotes

Someone once said, 

"Writer's Block is when your imaginary friends stop talking to you."


So, let's get your friends talking to you again!

I found The Writer's Toolbox in 2007 and, I must say, writer's block has been a thing of the past for me.

That's because the concepts and tools make writing fun.
Remember when writing used to be fun?

Long before thoughts of becoming a well known author or famous screenwriter or whatever dream, goal or ambition you started to cultivate once someone first complimented your work, we used to write just for the hell of it.

That's what The Writer's Toolbox hopes to accomplish for you.

A few days ago, we discovered the Sixth-Sense Cards in The Writer's Toolbox and I showed you how they would improve your descriptive writing. 

You can find that post here:

Today, I'm going to show you how The Story Sticks will help you defeat the blank page and sprout some story structure through conflict.

How do the Story Sticks work?


There are three different types of story sticks. Each story stick is used in it's turn with the aid of a three minute sand timer (Included in The Writer's Toolbox) to get you writing about something right away.

The three types of Story Sticks are:

  1. First Sentence
  2. Non Sequitur
  3. Last Straw

The First Sentence Stick destroys the blank page because you don't have to come up with something to write.


Simply choose a First Sentence Stick at random, write it at the top of the page, flip the three minute sand timer and start writing about what happens next.

You'll also notice how fun the experience is to actually retrieve the wooden popsicle sticks from the box and shuffle them in your hands. You get to feel the texture of the wood and the weight of the thing.

In a world where there's an app for just about everything,
this simple act of getting your hands on something tangible just might be the thing that sparks your creativity.

Now say "Goodbye" to writer's block!


I'll show you.

My First Sentence Story Sick reads:


"There I was, just standing there, when what I wanted to do was forbidden."


Before I start thinking about this sentence too much, I'm going to flip the three minute sand timer and write from my stream of consciousness.

Feel free to write with me. Now,


GO!


"There I was, just standing there, when what I wanted to do was forbidden. It was Friday! I just wanted hang out with my friends. It wasn't even like it was a school night or anything. I mean, sure, mom wasn't happy that I forged her signature on my mid-term grade report but, she shouldn't have been going through my bag in the first place! I can't wait to get out of here. This is so unfair!"

Pens down, you're done!


Now that the First Sentence has been written, we've got some characters interacting and a situation developing, we're going to draw the next story stick.

The Non Sequitur creates a twist in the plot to surprise our reader.


It's easier to explain by just showing you. 
Let's draw a Non Sequitur Story Stick now.

My Non Sequitur Story Stick reads:


"Tom lost 25 bucks at the races."


Now, picking up from where we left off, we're going to drop this Non Sequitur somewhere in the next paragraph.

Just flip the timer and

GO!


"I stormed to my room and slammed the door shut. No sooner had I done that when the front door opened and slammed shut as well. I could hear the conversation through the thin walls of our trailer. Mom started yelling. Tom lost 25 bucks at the races. "She sure knows how to pick'em." I thought. They would be up all night fighting and I couldn't stand to hear my mom cry. The window screen popped out easily with the screwdriver. The notch on the window sill was well-worn. They won't even notice I'm gone."

Time's up!


I think that the hardest part at this point is not to go back and read what you've written. It's so important not to be the editor right now. We just want to generate the raw material as fast as possible.

Let's keep going and draw The Last Straw Story Stick.

The Last Straw Story Stick expresses a small, mundane moment that suggests a greater underlining conflict. 


We use The Last Straw to add deeper conflict between the characters that will push them forward towards some satisfying resolution.

Follow along if you'd like.

My Last Straw Story Stick reads:


"the last time they saw a movie"


Now, don't think, just write. We'll flip the timer and

GO!


"I met Angela at the park near my house. It was a typical Friday night for us but, Rob was going to be there, too. We'd only been seeing each other for a week and I was already mad at him, and Angela, that skank! She knew I liked him. Why is she even here? "How about a movie tonight?" Angela, asked. "Ew! No way." I said, hopping off the picnic table. That was it! I wasn't going to put myself through that again. The last time they saw a movie together I was surprised she didn't end up pregnant. It should have been me! "Why don't you and Rob just go together since you like each other so much!"

AND...WE'RE DONE!


Now, we can take a moment to go back and read what we just wrote.

If you want, make changes and edit how you see fit.

But, really take the time to see what you were able to write in about 15 minutes.

Not bad, huh?

Mastering writer's block is the first step to mastering a daily writing routine.


Do you think that the Story Sticks will be an effective way for you to break through your writer's block?


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Friday, 5 April 2019

This Wireless Keyboard Just Topped My Wish List



 By Matthew L. Hart

Author of:

Every once in a while, I'll leave the house.
That's when the real magic happens.


I patiently waited my turn in line at the drug store.

I ordered a Venti Carmel Macchiato.

The music was Jazzy.
The crowd, typical.

I thought,

"Do the rules for Gremlins apply to man-buns? This could explain why these people don't take showers. Good heavens, it might be too late! There's a man-bun in here for every ounce of coffee I just ordered...There's a venti of man-buns!"


Welcome to the birthplace of the great American novel.


Then, an angelic voice, as if sent from above, calls out to me.
"Venti Carmel Macchiato for, Matthew!"

"I'm, Matthew." I reply.

I see my name scribed on the cup.
M-a-t-h-e-w

 I want to say,
"Guess I should have ordered an extra 'T' with my coffee."

Instead, I just grip my fix.

The barista smiles.
"I like your shirt."

I smile back.
"Thanks. I like your man-bun..."
I read the name tag.
"...Angela."

I turn around.

I'm only a few strides from escaping the Twilight Zone when...

time stops.

...


"What's that fantastic (sound), ((Sound)), (((SOUND)))?"


Clattering.
The chattering.
It's solid and mechanical.
The finger jazz is unmistakeable!

"Who would lug their typewriter here?"


There's a man-bun in the corner.

A small table for two.

An author?

Or

A magician?

"What time machine is this?"


BEHOLD



It's not just a typewriter. 

It's not just a tablet stand. 

It's the


Qwerkywriter S Typewriter Inspired Retro Mechanical Wired & Wireless Keyboard with Tablet Stand


"Yes, please!"


Learn More about it:
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This wireless keyboard just topped my wish list!


Do you have a favorite writing instrument?


TELL US ALL ABOUT IT 

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Thursday, 4 April 2019

This single writing practice improved my work forever!


How to use

THE WRITER'S TOOLBOX:

Discovering the Sixth-Sense Cards

This writing exercise was discovered from
The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan



This single writing practice improved my work forever!


By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Author of:




I'm becoming a Master Storyteller.

I have read and explored a lot of information on the topic and one thing stood out above the rest.


Daily writing practice is the best way to improve your writing.



It's that simple, right? Well...that's what we are going to discuss today. 

What is the single writing practice that has improved my work forever?

Getting excited about my daily writing practice!


I believe that writing should be fun and I should be excited to write every day. 

How do I get excited about writing everyday? 

I make it fun.


That's why I use,

Check out my product review to discover if this is something you might want to add to your shelf:

Now, let's get to work!


I think that it's hard to write every day but, there is not a single writing project that I've finished that didn't require me to do just that! And, to be completely honest with you, I write in spurts and fits. I can sprint for about thirty days and then I fizzle out. You might relate.

But, I can confidently say, I will not suffer from writer's block.

The Writer's Toolbox cures writer's block!


Let me show you how!

Inside The Writer's Toolbox, you will find three writing prompt games to play.

That's right. Games! 

Remember how I said, "writing should be fun"? Now you know what I meant.

We have three games to choose from: 
1) Story Sticks
2) Sixth-Sense Cards
3) Story Wheels

Today, I'm going to write using the Sixt-Sense Cards.

A 64 page booklet inside The Writer's Toolbox explains how to go about using each game, but I'll be brief to get us started.

To really get the most out of this product, you're going to want to read the booklet in it's entirety and get your hands on the tools. 

Once you're familiar with how each game works, you can start to mix them together, add your own original writing prompts, and use a combination of the techniques to enhance your own writing projects.

But, since this blog is about a daily writing practice, let's write something already!

I'm going to pull three Sixth-Sense Cards from the deck of 60 cards and leave them face-down on my desk. 
(You can also make your own cards once you see how this works)

Now, I want to consider my six senses:

Touch, taste, sight, smell, sound, and any memories or imagination the card might conjure up in my mind.

The Writer's Toolbox also contains a three minute sand timer which I will use once I flip over one of the three cards.

Here's our card!

"someone's red leather journal"


Now, I'm gong to flip the timer and write about "someone's red leather journal" for three minutes, making sure to utilize my six senses.


"I walked past the cluttered tables of the rummage sale and stopped only after I discovered someone's red leather journal. The cover looked wrinkled and cracked in the noonday sun. The corners curled. Retired from use some years ago, I thought it looked very well traveled. The manuscript had the weight of a lifetime in my grasp. The page edges, stained by saltwater as evidenced by white, salt-encrusted rings, I thought to large to be tears or, perhaps, not large enough? The spine cracked, by age or protest, or both, as I exposed its cursive-penned secrets. The red paper inside the binding had blistered and peeled but, I was greeted by a sweet thread woven into the breeze. Still vibrant. Still young. I closed my eyes and took in the essence with a deeply inhaled breath. The warm fragrance illustrated intimate images of a warm beach, white sands and azure waters. I could almost feel the grains of sand between my toes, could almost hear the gentle lapping of waves from an incoming coming tide."

Pens down, time's up!




Daily practice is the best way to master any craft.


Do you have a daily writing routine?


SHARE YOUR DAILY WRITING PROMPTS 

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Wednesday, 3 April 2019

PRODUCT REVIEW: The Writer's Toolbox




PRODUCT REVIEW:

THE WRITER'S TOOLBOX


By Matthew L. Hart



Writer & Humorist

Author of:




I'm on a quest.

Join me, if you will, to become a better writer and storyteller.

Although, it is true, that I enjoy writing comedy and, yes, I will continue to post trade articles to help develop our humor-craft, my ultimate intention is to become a

Master Storyteller.


With that in mind, every great Champion needs a gym to practice in.

This is my gym:


The Writer's Toolbox: Creative Games and Exercises for Inspiring the 'Write' Side of Your   Brain

Product created By Jamie Cat Callan


I'm always on the lookout for how-to books about writing, outlining and the like.

A staple of the how-to writing genre are writing prompts.

I have not seen writing prompts presented better 

than what I have found in, 

The Writer's Toolbox.


Writing prompts are primers to get you writing something immediately.

 Sometimes, Writers need a quick way to find inspiration, or they just need an easy way to practice the discipline of their craft daily.

Writing prompts tend to be quick writing assignments that one can finish in 5-10 minutes.

I usually buy e-books for this kind of thing but...

It is a great time to be a reader and a writer because we can now carry most of our library with us. And, just in case you haven't discovered how nice that really is, allow me to drop a link to one of my favorite tools so that you might discover this joy for yourself. 




With the digital world in mind, now we can talk bout my favorite features of,
The Writer's Toolbox.


THE WRITER'S TOOLBOX is best purchased as a physical product because it literally is an actual toolbox!


Here's what to expect:

  • An actual hardbound box 7 x 1.8 x 9.6 inches with custom fit trays for...
  • 60 wooden popsicle sticks printed with First Sentences, Non Sequiturs, and Last Straw moments.
  • 60 Sixth-Sense Cards for descriptive writing prompts.
  • 4 Story Spinner Palettes to create dynamic plot twists.
  • A sand timer
  • And a 64 page booklet containing writing advice and instructions for how to use the creative tool prompts.  

I have used The Writer's Toolbox since 2007.

The quality of the materials are very high quality and durable.


What makes this product so much fun to use?
 You will be physically handling each tool.


The format of the games also lead themselves to personalization, customization and expansion, as you will eventually create your own unique writing prompts.


Shuffling cards and sticks, spinning palettes, and flipping a sand timer feels more like play than work.


For this reason, I will always recommend this product to aspiring writers!

Anytime you can make practicing your craft fun, you will be encouraged to do the work it takes to become your best.

"If I was ever stranded on a deserted island, I would hope to be marooned with a case of blank paper, pencils and The Writer's Toolbox!"

- Matthew Hart




Daily practice is the best way to master any craft.


What's your favorite daily writing routine?


SHARE YOUR FAVORITE WRITING PROMPTS 

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Tuesday, 2 April 2019

Lunch, anyone? I could eat.


By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Who's hungry?

Author of:


"What did you have for lunch today?"



Thanks for asking, Flip7!

When I saw your question in my e-mail box, I cracked a smile because I really like to cook.

So, not only will I answer your question, I'm going to hook you up with the recipe!

For today's lunch, I made a meatball sub.

You probably thought it would be something more exotic but, there you go.

Here's the recipe. 

Try it out. I hope you enjoy it!


Matt's Meatball Sub

1 Hoagie Bun or Deli Roll

4 Meatballs

1 Cup Marinara Sauce

1/4 Cup Sliced Olives

2 Slices Provolone Cheese

A Dash of Italian Seasoning

Top With A Sprinkle Of Grated Parmesan Cheese


I like to use pre-cooked, frozen meatballs. I'll just throw them in a microwaveable-safe bowl, slather them with the marinara sauce, and toss in the olives. I'll microwave that for about 2 1/2 minutes. 

Make sure you cover the bowl with a paper towel so you don't splatter a mess inside your microwave. 

While that's cooking, I'll split the hoagie bun on a microwaveable-safe plate and place the two slices of provolone cheese down across both halves of the bun. 

When the meatballs are done, I'll throw the bun with cheese in the microwave for about 20 seconds.

Once the provolone cheese is somewhat melted on the bun, mix the meatballs, marinara sauce and olives then, scoop the whole mess over the melted slices of provolone.

Dash on your Italian seasoning to taste and top with a sprinkle of grated parmesan cheese. 

Close the sandwich. You're done!

I like plain potato chips and a Coke-a-Cola Classic on the side but, I'll leave those choices to you.


If you're curious if Amazon.com sells everything you need to make 

Matt's Meatball Subs, they sure do.



(I'm laughing as I type this but, if you want your groceries delivered to your door, why not?)

Amazon.com Ingredients List










I look forward to answering more of your questions!


What's your favorite take on lunch?


DROP YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH RECOMMENDATION

IN THE  COMMENTS BELOW


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Sunday, 24 February 2019

ADD: Some Attitude





ADD: Some Attitude


By Matthew L. Hart

Humor Writer/Comedian



Author of:


Would you rather be really big or really small?



I love this question!

Ever since I saw the movie, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, and read the book, Gulliver's Travels, I've thought about this.

Let's compare our choices.

I assume my current size is medium. The world seems pretty comfortable relative to my scale. But...

If I was really big, everything I would need will have to be larger.

Also, the world around me actually gets relatively smaller and less dangerous. No predators could take me down, but tripping and falling might actually kill me.

Naturally, the opposite would seem true for getting really small.

The world becomes very much larger and more interesting.

There would be many more predators out to get me, raining could actually be deadly, but my backyard would seem as large as Australia.

Being the clever kind of ape I am, I would realize that a proper shelter would probably become the most important resource I would need.

But, what if I'm really small but still living amongst all the medium people?

Well, that would be the setting for the movie, Downsizing, with Matt Damon.

If that's the case, I think I would rather be neither.

I'd be too afraid of stepping on someone or being stepped on. But, because I have to choose, I'd rather be the stepper.

But, honestly, if I was really big amongst medium sized people or a mix of medium and really small people, the only outcome would be all out war due simply to fear.

What do you think?

Would you rather be really big or really small?

Who would win in a world war amongst really big people, medium people, and really small people?

I can't wait to hear your thoughts in the comments below!



"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

- Milton Berle


ADD: Some Attitude


What is attitude, why do I need it and how do I get some?


FOLLOW ME...

LEARN MORE ABOUT ADDING ATTITUDE TO YOUR COMEDY WITH THIS BOOK:


What is ATTITUDE?


Ever heard someone go off on a rant about something? You may have even gotten a laugh when you said, afterwards, "Why don't you tell me how you really feel?"


The laugh happens because you're understating their emotions. Clearly you know exactly how they felt during their rant and this feeling is what I call, "Attitude."


Why do we need attitude when writing and telling jokes?


Writing jokes is all about building tension and releasing that tension with surprise. That's what generates the laughter. 

The SETUP builds tension by giving the listener enough information to guide their train of thought.

The PUNCHLINE derails their expectation. Something else happens or is said at the end of the joke, which they didn't see coming.

ATTITUDE provides the emotional point of view for your joke and does so in the most efficient way possible.

By building attitude into your joke, you will also be able to memorize and act-out your material much more easily.

Memory is tied to emotion and attitude conveys emotion. Building attitude into your jokes will cue you for how to act during your delivery.

How do I get some ATTITUDE for my jokes?


By using ATTITUDE WORDS.

Judy Carter describes in her book, The Comedy Bible: From Stand-up to Sitcom--The Comedy Writer's Ultimate "How To" Guide that there are really only four attitudes.

She has condensed these attitudes into four ATTITUDE WORDS:

  • WEIRD
  • HARD 
  • SCARY
  • STUPID


These four attitude words will help you convey your point of view quickly.

They also allow the listener to relate and will set their mind on a predictable line of thinking, which we will bend to get a laugh.

How to use attitude words with your jokes?


We begin by asking questions of our subtopics and incorporating an attitude word.

FOR EXAMPLE:

Topic: Camping

Sub-Topic: Ticks

Now, ask questions:

What is WEIRD about ticks?

What is HARD about ticks?

What is SCARY about ticks?

What is STUPID about ticks?


Now, we just set about answering these questions.

I like to come up with at least 5-10 answers for each, but for this example, I'll just stick with one. But, really try to force yourself to get as many as you can.

Sometimes, the best answer is the last one.


What is WEIRD about ticks?

That they drink blood.


What is HARD about ticks?

Trying to remove them from your skin, safely.


What is SCARY about ticks?

That they carry and can pass diseases.


What is STUPID about ticks?

That it seems like they'll never let go!


Now, we just combine the question and answer into a punchline statement, making sure to incorporate the correct attitude word.

1) Ticks are WEIRD because they drink blood.

2) Ticks are HARD to remove from your skin, safely.

3) Ticks are SCARY because they can pass diseases.

4) Ticks are STUPID because they never let go.



We have just created four joke setups in five minutes!


Now, we can finish these jokes off in a number of ways.

I like adding Act-Outs:
Ask the question: "What would a tick think or say about whatever your statement is?"

1) Ticks are weird because they drink blood. I found one crawling on my shirt and it said, "You're an excellent host...I'll have whatever you're making."

2) They're also a little pretentious (Another attitude word for weird). I pulled one off my leg and it said, "You have a lovely aroma. The type-O really resonates on the pallette...You're not bad for an '83...I'd say, born north of the Valley?"

3) Ticks are hard to remove safely. Maybe it's because I drink too much. I'm gripping them with a pair of tweezers and they're like, "No! Just one more sip! You can't make me!...I can quite whenever I want!"

Be sure to mix up your jokes with some different methods. Adding tags to your jokes is a great way to get additional laughs from your setup.

Tag: "Ever notice how removing a parasite and hosting an intervention are essentially the same thing?"

Tag: "On Family Feud, 'Removing Ticks' was only the third reason to pack Vaseline."


By incorporating attitude words into your process, you will discover how quickly and easily you can develop your jokes and routines.



Try creating your own punchlines about ticks.


Is there an attitude word you use the most?


Put your favorite attitude words in the comments!








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