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Showing posts with label How to write. Show all posts

Wednesday, 12 June 2019

3 Insane Methods to Help You Write Faster




Once you learn to write faster, you will improve your daily word count, shut off your inner editor and meet your writing goals. 




Here are 3 Insane Methods to Help You Write Faster


By Matthew Hart

1. Drink Lots of Water and Hold it in


Drinking water during your writing session benefits you in these two ways: 


First, you will be well hydrated. 


Now, I'm not a dietitian, physician or scientist of any kind, but I have noticed that when I rehydrate my body, especially after waking up in the morning, I have a more sustained increase of my energy levels.

Without the buzz of chemical stimulants coursing through my synapses, it also seemed to me that I could even think more clearly and with more focus throughout my writing session.

However, try to moderate your fluid intake as even drinking too much water, too quickly, can be hazardous to your health. This causes a condition called hyponatremia.

So, before you try this insane method to help you write faster, consult your physician first.

Second, you can create a stronger sense of urgency by putting nature's call on hold. 


Since you're already having the conversation with your doctor about how much water you should drink, be sure to ask them if resisting the urge to urinate might also be hazardous to your health before you try this insane method to help you write faster.

Did I mention these were insane methods?

Anyway, even putting off using the restroom for a moment while you finish writing your next sentence, one more paragraph, or until you finish the current page, you will have undoubtedly motivated your fingers to move even faster over the keyboard.

If your doctor or physician has given you the green light to try this insane method to help you write faster, you might notice yourself becoming a speedy wet-your-pantser in no time!


2. Race the Timer for "Pinks"


Racing the timer with your work at stake will help you write faster in two ways:


First, you will be able to measure your progress.


By averaging out your daily word count over the week and comparing it against the previous week's average daily word count, you will be setting a measurable goal.

Each week, your goal will simply be to write more words than the previous week, during a set amount of time.

To do this, set a timer for fifteen minutes or use a Benzara Metal/Glass Quarter Hourglass with 15 Minutes Time Interval for added fun.

Sand timers also have the added benefit of being really cool looking and useful desk ornaments, as well as a writing anchor to signal your subconscious mind that it's time to write.

I also use sand timers a lot for this sort of thing because I feel even more motivated to write faster when I can see the last few sand grains running out. 

Second, you'll be putting your whole week's work at stake if you miss the goal.


That's right. Did you forget these were insane methods to help you write faster?

If your current week's average daily word count didn't exceed your previous week's average daily word count, you must forfeit your work to the delete button.

Ouch!

Now you're really feeling the pain, and pain is an excellent motivator. But, don't worry. This insane method to help you write faster also has the added bonus benefit of helping you to write better.

By forcing yourself to reach ever-increasing word counts, you will naturally shut down your inner critic because you will not want to go back to re-read and fiddle with what you've just written down. And, furthermore...

Once you have deleted this weeks work, you will now be forced to rewrite it. 


You will notice that your word count will probably increase throughout the next week, simply because you're already familiar with the work and outline. 

But, I challenge you to only re-write from memory. If you do this, chances are you will only write what sticks. And, what sticks are usually the good parts worth remembering.

3. Enslave Yourself to Your Writing


Writing competitively against a writing partner has two added benefits:


First, you and your writing partner will hold each other accountable.


To win the race, you have to show up to the race. I mean this literally and metaphorically.

You will actually be racing your writing partner for the greatest weekly average daily word count by using the fifteen minute timer method we discussed previously.

But, you can only do that if you both show up.

Pick a fun place the two (or more) of you can write. Maybe a coffee shop or library, park, whatever. Maybe you get a group together and start taking bets.

Whatever works best for you, just show up, set the timer and off you go.

If you can do this every day, you will not only be building your daily writing habit, you might actually start enjoying the writing process as well.

But, that in itself is not an insane method to help you write faster, now is it? Which brings me to the next benefit of writing with your writing partner.

Second, by putting your own labor and/or pride at stake, you will be more motivated to write faster.


Now, that's pretty insane, right?

Before you begin the week's competition, you must first come to terms. These will be your stakes.

Will it be doing chores for your writing partner all next week? How about washing the cat? Or, taking the other's place on that blind date your grandmother set you up with?

Whatever you decide to put at stake, you must stick to it. 


Much like racing the timer for "pinks," what you choose to put at stake has got to be miserable enough that you never want to let it happen again. 

Now, those are some insane methods to help you write faster! Or, maybe I'm just a bit sadistic? 

One thing's for sure, once you learn to write faster, you will increase your daily word counts, shut down your inner editor and start meeting your writing goals all the more quickly.


I hope you enjoy using these 3 insane methods to help you write faster.


Have you tried any of these insane methods?


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Friday, 19 April 2019

LET'S WRITE: Day 5 - Something Homemade



Writing when you don't feel like writing. That's what daily writing is about. Let's commit to 7 days of writing and finish!




LET'S WRITE: Day 5 - Something Homemade


By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Author of:
Uncle Matty's Halloween: Jokes, Bits & Anecdotes



7 Day Writing Challenge:

Day 5 - Journal Entry


So, just an interesting observation for today. After reading my writing journal from yesterday, I realized that on the day that I didn't actually feel like writing, I ended up writing the most I've done during this entire challenge. I thought that was funny. Well, weird, at least. I really am happy to add this journal section to the blog, because it's kind of nice to capture how I'm actually feeling during this whole 7 day writing challenge process. Also, I think that writing the journal entry first has helped me to start writing. By that, I simply mean, there's no writer's block because I already know what I'm going to write about. And, the most satisfying part of doing this journal entry is just letting my fingers fly over the keyboard. I know this is starting to get a little repetitive from yesterday, but I can't stress enough how good it feels to just let loose and go. I would definitely encourage this. I also am trying to limit my time on this section. I think that I could definitely get long winded because I'm just typing everything that's going through my head and kind of challenging myself to type it out as fast as I can. I'm actually racing to get as many words down as fast as possible before my three minute timer is up. Right, about, now...Okay. That actually was fun. I think I'm ready to write. 

Sixth-Sense Card:

"pink fuzzy lint"

Three minutes on what comes to mind when I think of "pink fuzzy lint"...


As I'm thinking about pink fuzzy lint, two thoughts come to mind immediately. My first thought was, "Where did this pink fuzzy lint come from?" My answer was, that it came from a woman's scarf. Then I thought, "Where is the lint?" I answered my mind, "On my blue sweater." How did the lint get there? "She hugged me." But, then I had a second thought. And, I was thinking about lint as physical evidence. Trace evidence. The forensic team could have found pink fuzzy lint somewhere. What would that mean? Where was the lint? How did it get there? Who was it from? So, these questions were obviously much more interesting to me. The first idea alluded to some intimate lovey-dovey date scene. The other idea could be a mystery...

Fifteen minutes to write about pink fuzzy lint.


      The sound was similar to tearing Velcro apart in rapid, one inch segments. Rip. Rip. Rip. Tarry knelt on the hot concrete driveway and bent over the passenger seat of the silver, Toyota Carolla. Rip. Rip. Rip. Rip. He gave special attention at keeping to an unseen gird pattern, and patted the looped tape on his hand against the tan fibers of the fabric upholstery. Rip. Rip. Rip. Rip. Rip. 
      He paused for a moment to examine the tacky surface of the repurposed packaging material. Amongst the tan crumpled fibers, specs of dirt and what looked like cigarette ashes, was a spot of color. Pink fuzzy lint. He considered his finding for a moment.
     The lint contained several thin fibers similar to each other, lumped up or rolled into a ball. Each end of the round fibers protruded out at random angles, giving the lint its fuzzy appearance. Probably wool, Tarry mused. The kind you would see from store bought yarn. Maybe something used in a knitting or crocheting project. 
      The lint was found low on the backrest of the seat. Too low for gloves, Tarry thought. Not high enough to be from a hat. Maybe a sweater? Or a scarf? He pictured a pink, crocheted scarf. Something hand made. The pill, as it's called, probably balled up from being constantly rubbed against objects in the environment. 
      Tarry deemed it reasonable that the tails of a scarf would be sat upon in the car, thus coming into contact against the lower backrest of the seat and entangled with the tan fibers of the upholstery under pressure. This scenario could leave trace evidence of this sort. "Hey, Hobart! I've got something." Tarry called, as he carefully bagged and tagged his evidence. 
      The Detective's cornflower tie fluttered to one side as he made large strides towards Tarry's position. "What've you got for me. Please, tell me you've got something good."
      Tarry passed him the bagged tape. Hobart squinted for a look. Tarry pointed at the pink speck. "Tell the team they're looking for something pink and knit. A sweater or a scarf. Something homemade." Hobart exhaled with relief. "That's it. We got him."


I'll primarily be using The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan to prompt my 7 day writing challenge but feel free to do yours however you'd like.



Writing everyday is a great step towards becoming a Master Storyteller.


Do you want to share your own writing during this 7 day writing challenge?


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Wednesday, 17 April 2019

LET'S WRITE: Day 3 - There's Always a Way



Building a writing habit requires you to sit down and write everyday. What should you write? Use writing prompts to find out!




LET'S WRITE: Day 3 - There's Always a Way


By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Author of:
Uncle Matty's Halloween: Jokes, Bits & Anecdotes

MatthewHartComedy.blogspot.com

FIRST SENTENCE STICK: 

"The only way John could pass the exam was by cheating."


      The only way John could pass the exam was by cheating. From that moment on, his career was cattle branded. Of course, he would have no problem passing the obstacle course or the physical exams. He played football in high school but, just wasn't good enough to get a scholarship. Nor was he bright enough to attend college without one.
      One particular officer conducted a non-lethal weapons training class. She recognized some subtle, apprehensive quality in John. A base level insecurity. She approached him privately after class with a solution.
      During the day of the written exam, John visited the men's room. He used the third stall marked, "Out of Order." Inside, he checked under the porcelain. The answer sheet. Just as promised. Her voice echoed in his ear, "There's always a way for those willing to take it." John took the bait and attached to himself, the first apathetic string.
      Three weeks later, he became a boiling furnace, stoked by a rejection letter from the Police Academy. It took fifty thousand volts of electricity from this particular officer, now his handler, before John understood. He had failed the exam but had passed the test. "Congratulations." His handler said, while John convulsed on the floor in a puddle of his warm piss. "You'll be running for Sheriff of Wendover, Nevada."


I'll primarily be using The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan to prompt my 7 day writing challenge but feel free to do yours however you'd like.



Writing everyday is a great step towards becoming a Master Storyteller.


Do you want to share your own writing during this 7 day writing challenge?


ADD YOUR BLOG ADDRESS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW



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Monday, 15 April 2019

LET'S WRITE: Day 1 - Breakfast at Tiffany's



We are told to write every day. But, how many of us actually struggle to do this? Let's write for 7 days! Let's write, today.




LET'S WRITE: Day 1 - Breakfast at Tiffany's


By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Author of:
Uncle Matty's Halloween: Jokes, Bits & Anecdotes

"Write every day even if it is just a paragraph."
- Michael Connelly

Protagonist: Angelo, with the lover in Long Island


First Sentence: I had this system for getting exactly what I wanted out of people.


      I had this system for getting exactly what I wanted out of people. It's, 11:35pm. Did I set the clock back an hour? I'm sure I did. 
      Angelo's six-cylinder, twin-turbo engine cycled up a few more RPM's and his headlights struggled to keep pace ahead of his black Porsche 911. 
     Not a lot of traffic coming out of Long Island, tonight. Good. I should be home by midnight. Ann won't be off her shift until midnight, anyway. I'll be showered and in bed by the time she comes home. She'll probably even kiss me for starting a load of laundry.

Sixth-Sense Card: sticky raspberry yogurt


     I could have my cake and eat it, too. Well, maybe not cake, exactly. It was raspberry yogurt. Sticky raspberry yogurt. I never really liked breakfast food before. I mean, I never really liked breakfast food for breakfast. Breakfast for dessert. That was pretty amazing. Creamy. Smooth...Thick. Why raspberry? Who chose raspberry? Who chose yogurt? She already had the yogurt. Maybe she liked rolling those little seeds around on her tongue. She was pretty good with her tongue. I should get Ann to pick up some yogurt. After all, it is the most important meal of the day.


I'll primarily be using The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan to prompt my 7 day writing challenge but feel free to do yours however you'd like.



Writing everyday is a great step towards becoming a Master Storyteller.


Do you want to share your own writing during this 7 day writing challenge?


ADD YOUR BLOG ADDRESS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW



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Saturday, 6 April 2019

How To Use Story Sticks To Break Through Writer's Block



This writing exercise was discovered from
The Writer's Toolbox by Jamie Cat Callan



How To Use Story Sticks To Break Through Writer's Block





By Matthew L. Hart

Writer & Humorist

Author of:
Uncle Matty's Halloween: Jokes, Bits & Anecdotes

Someone once said, 

"Writer's Block is when your imaginary friends stop talking to you."


So, let's get your friends talking to you again!

I found The Writer's Toolbox in 2007 and, I must say, writer's block has been a thing of the past for me.

That's because the concepts and tools make writing fun.
Remember when writing used to be fun?

Long before thoughts of becoming a well known author or famous screenwriter or whatever dream, goal or ambition you started to cultivate once someone first complimented your work, we used to write just for the hell of it.

That's what The Writer's Toolbox hopes to accomplish for you.

A few days ago, we discovered the Sixth-Sense Cards in The Writer's Toolbox and I showed you how they would improve your descriptive writing. 

You can find that post here:

Today, I'm going to show you how The Story Sticks will help you defeat the blank page and sprout some story structure through conflict.

How do the Story Sticks work?


There are three different types of story sticks. Each story stick is used in it's turn with the aid of a three minute sand timer (Included in The Writer's Toolbox) to get you writing about something right away.

The three types of Story Sticks are:

  1. First Sentence
  2. Non Sequitur
  3. Last Straw

The First Sentence Stick destroys the blank page because you don't have to come up with something to write.


Simply choose a First Sentence Stick at random, write it at the top of the page, flip the three minute sand timer and start writing about what happens next.

You'll also notice how fun the experience is to actually retrieve the wooden popsicle sticks from the box and shuffle them in your hands. You get to feel the texture of the wood and the weight of the thing.

In a world where there's an app for just about everything,
this simple act of getting your hands on something tangible just might be the thing that sparks your creativity.

Now say "Goodbye" to writer's block!


I'll show you.

My First Sentence Story Sick reads:


"There I was, just standing there, when what I wanted to do was forbidden."


Before I start thinking about this sentence too much, I'm going to flip the three minute sand timer and write from my stream of consciousness.

Feel free to write with me. Now,


GO!


"There I was, just standing there, when what I wanted to do was forbidden. It was Friday! I just wanted hang out with my friends. It wasn't even like it was a school night or anything. I mean, sure, mom wasn't happy that I forged her signature on my mid-term grade report but, she shouldn't have been going through my bag in the first place! I can't wait to get out of here. This is so unfair!"

Pens down, you're done!


Now that the First Sentence has been written, we've got some characters interacting and a situation developing, we're going to draw the next story stick.

The Non Sequitur creates a twist in the plot to surprise our reader.


It's easier to explain by just showing you. 
Let's draw a Non Sequitur Story Stick now.

My Non Sequitur Story Stick reads:


"Tom lost 25 bucks at the races."


Now, picking up from where we left off, we're going to drop this Non Sequitur somewhere in the next paragraph.

Just flip the timer and

GO!


"I stormed to my room and slammed the door shut. No sooner had I done that when the front door opened and slammed shut as well. I could hear the conversation through the thin walls of our trailer. Mom started yelling. Tom lost 25 bucks at the races. "She sure knows how to pick'em." I thought. They would be up all night fighting and I couldn't stand to hear my mom cry. The window screen popped out easily with the screwdriver. The notch on the window sill was well-worn. They won't even notice I'm gone."

Time's up!


I think that the hardest part at this point is not to go back and read what you've written. It's so important not to be the editor right now. We just want to generate the raw material as fast as possible.

Let's keep going and draw The Last Straw Story Stick.

The Last Straw Story Stick expresses a small, mundane moment that suggests a greater underlining conflict. 


We use The Last Straw to add deeper conflict between the characters that will push them forward towards some satisfying resolution.

Follow along if you'd like.

My Last Straw Story Stick reads:


"the last time they saw a movie"


Now, don't think, just write. We'll flip the timer and

GO!


"I met Angela at the park near my house. It was a typical Friday night for us but, Rob was going to be there, too. We'd only been seeing each other for a week and I was already mad at him, and Angela, that skank! She knew I liked him. Why is she even here? "How about a movie tonight?" Angela, asked. "Ew! No way." I said, hopping off the picnic table. That was it! I wasn't going to put myself through that again. The last time they saw a movie together I was surprised she didn't end up pregnant. It should have been me! "Why don't you and Rob just go together since you like each other so much!"

AND...WE'RE DONE!


Now, we can take a moment to go back and read what we just wrote.

If you want, make changes and edit how you see fit.

But, really take the time to see what you were able to write in about 15 minutes.

Not bad, huh?

Mastering writer's block is the first step to mastering a daily writing routine.


Do you think that the Story Sticks will be an effective way for you to break through your writer's block?


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